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Kids Bop

May 13th, 2008 by X

Do you think that those Kidz Bop CDs are made in a sweatshop overseas also?  Like they just get a large group of children together, hand them lyrics and scream, “SING!  AND SOUND ABNORMALLY HAPPY!” and then send them each home with like 3 cents a day.  I can’t understand why any kid would want to hear a large group of kids sing songs that have a fun title, but rather disturbing lyrics.  Call me weird, but I would be a little creeped out hearing kids sing “Smack That.”  Also, are these cds being marketed towards kids or perverts?  When you really think about the fact that these cds are taking music that’s already out there and just having it sung by a large group of children, it’s kind of creepy.  You can just imagine the guy with a thin moustache and darty eyes walking in to a music store and saying, “Oh, hey, yeah.  Do you have that CD with those large groups of children singing popular songs of today?  Preferably the cd where they sing Candy by Mandy Moore?”

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