You ever met somebody that was really in to renaissance fairs?  They’d get all dressed up in this fucked up garb and go hang out with people that would talk weird, dress weird, and act weird?  Those are some messed up people.  I mean, why would anyone want to go back to the time that nobody brushed their teeth and the prime form of entertainment was juggling?  Nope.  Fucked up.  That’s why I’ve come up with the ultimate solution.  The greatest era has already come and gone, so we should go back and celebrate that time.  That’s right, I’m talking about “The 1990s Renaissance Fair - It’s da bomb!”
People wandering around listening to the Spin Doctors and Harvey Danger.  TV’s in booths surrounding the area playing reruns of the X-files, Friends, and Dawson’s Creek.  Everyone’s just hanging out….rocking their plaid shirts unbuttoned over a colorful t-shirt, having a good time while saluting a bygone era of awesomeness.  Get tired of watching reruns of old tv shows?  Go play some Pogs with a bunch of other old people who have nothing better to do on a Saturday than pretend they’ve time-travelled to the 90s.  And you know what?  Those Shakespeare-esque renaissance people will be jealous as hell.  Why?  Because over at their fair, people will be eating hog on a stick while listening to some guy recite poetry and juggle.  Then, over at the awesome 90s fair, we’d have a bunch of people moshing and listening to Korn while we all eat Rodeo cheeseburgers.  Check mate, Renaissance fair.  Talk to the hand.