Ok, why the hell do boxers wear robes before they start fighting?  Is it a comfort thing?  Is it a mockery thing?  I know it would be pretty humiliating to be beaten up by someone that looked so damn comfortable ahead of time.  And if it is a comfort thing, why don’t they go the whole nine yards and throw on some slippers ahead of time?  Maybe make that robe terry cloth.  Wear one of those night caps that you see absolutely fucking nowhere except for in “A Christmas Carol” on Scrooge’s head every year.  Do people actually wear those?  Seriously?  A stocking cap to bed?  Shit, I’m getting off track here, bare with me.
If I was a boxer, I think I would come out in footy pajamas.  Oh yeah?  You think you’re comfortable in your robe?  Well you’re in for a world of pain now because I’m wearing the top echelon of comfort.  Now give me 45 minutes while my trainer gets these off me.  Damnit, I hope he doesn’t zip up my junk in the zipper again.